13 Reasons Why You Could Be A Dysfunctional Serial Killer

18 Nov

Posted by YC as Blogging

… if you blog.

1. You feel emptiness if you do not blog for a day.

2. Every completed blog post is a trophy and you archive it.

3. You could very well be anti-social off-line, but get away online by ‘faking it’ through social networking and blog commenting.

4. You feel a need to belong to a community that might reject you in any case if they knew more about your personal life.

5. You find ways to make money online via evil methods but somehow manage to validate your actions, yet…

6. … you also engage in activities to wipe out others who deal in evilness or are more evil than you.

dexter

7. The same methods are used for every post (list after list, or feature after feature) and do not deviate from them.

8. In your possession are other identities (blogs and aliases) but choose not to reveal them to prevent harm to your public face on a flagship blog.

9. The foster family (social networking friends) is a close-knit group despite the disagreements and sometimes inability to communicate clearly, and do not easily allow others to break in.

10. If a guru or authority betrays you, you would be in a quandary as to change your ways or wander more into the dark side.

11. You can sometimes go to great lengths to cover your tracks like deleting comments that are unfavorable.

12. You slice and dice… with words, wit and sharpened sarcasm.

13. Chocolate mocha is your beverage of choice.

8 Responses

Alex

November 18th, 2007 at 3:11 pm
1

Awesome summary. I’m actually scared how close to home it hits :) Even though not every aspect listed above fits my profile but “serial blogger” sounds scary ROFL
david

November 18th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
2

Blogging has become more dark and evil!
Josh Spaulding

November 18th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
3

oh man, I never thought it would come to this, but you’re right. I’ve taken out most of my neighborhood and people are starting to give me weird looks. I guess they’ll catch me soon. Damn blog! ;)
ZHereford

November 18th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
4

Yikes YC! You’re scaring me!
CHESSNOID

November 18th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
5

You should be called the Bloggassassin, or the Singapore Hitman, or the Blog Butcher. You can become a bloggilante. Cheers!

btw, Dexter is cool!
Garry Conn

November 19th, 2007 at 1:52 am
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Awesome Post! I was laughing thru most of it as most of the 13 apply to me! In fact, I think it was you who called me The BlogFather on my blog! LOL!!! Awesome graphic in the post too! Most posts like this would be great! Very creative and it was fun to read.

Take care,

Garry Conn
bloggingzoom.com

November 19th, 2007 at 3:46 am
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13 Reasons Why You Could Be A Dysfunctional Serial Killer…

Ever gotten all arsey over your methods? Savored each completed work as a trophy?

You are rightly an outcast in society, but there is an urgent need to be accepted.

Up all night perfecting your work of art and in a hurry for the world to see it, to w…
Chris Jacobson

November 19th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
8

Most of these apply to me, except for the last one. :)